"Here's my daughter, she has a... ...wonderful disposition. She's all I have left in the world. And if either of you lays a hand on herrrrr..." #MormonMoments
We fear that this line may no be stuck in your mind. Sozzatron. #ManUpMondays
Monday mornings are OK... WHEN YOU #MANUP! #ManUpMondays
It's Monday tomorrow...#TURNITOFF.
Turn it...turn it...tur...AHHHHHHHHHHH. *Mormon minds blown*
REMEMBER: Any naughtiness that you don't TURN OFF this weekend will thrust you into a #SpookyMormonHellDream. E.G.
#TomorrowIsALatterDay...and also the Weekend. YAYsus.
Any sexy mo-fo's out there coming to see us this weekend? *flutters eye-flashes provocatively*
#TBT: The Book of Mormon on Broadway's original Elder Price (Andrew Rannells) blows the friggin' socks off the 2011 Tony Awards!
Ugandans: #HasaDigaEebowai! Elder Price: Excuse me, what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?
#TBT: Our VERY FIRST Standing Ovation at the Prince of Wales. Well, shucks you guys.
ELDER PRICE: YOU AND ME (but mostly me) Are gonna change the world forever. Cuz I can do most anything! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And I can stand next to you and watch. #MormonMoments
F you Heavenly Father?! HOLY MOLY! I said it like 13 times! #MormonMoments
Sexy typography. Darn sexy. *slips into #SpookyMormonHellDream*
👔 + 😊 + 🔔☜ + 🎶 + ✞ = Happy Elder. ☕ + 🍩 + 🏰 + 😈 = #SpookyMormonHellDream.
The Shining Meets Mormon. Any other #MormonMovieHELLOS that we can knock together for your viewing pleasure Elders?
2,300 ★★★★★ fan reviews on Facebook. Wowzers in our perfectly pressed trousers.
Imagine if #TheBookOfMormon were a text conversation...well actually you don't have to. It's here.
This picture is not unusual...RIGHT?! LIKE if you're gonna struggle incredibly to remove this from your #TomJones bathed eyeballs.
REMEMBER: Just because it's Monday, it doesn't mean you can eat a donut with a maple glaze and blame your brother Jack. #ManUpMondays
"Jesus had his time ta, Now it's mine ta MAN UPPPPPPPPPP" Elder Cunningham, #ManUpMondays
Do your light-switches look dull and lifeless? Now you know what to do.
#ThingsToAchieveThisWeekend: 1. Get Jesus to call me a Dick. That is all.
*AWESOME ALERT* #TheBookOfMormon #Hello emoji video is all kinds of genius.