You know when you're in a conversation and someone says something that makes you want to scream HASA DIGA EEBOWAI...yeah, this is 15 of those.
You're a #TheBookofMormon fan right? Yeah, you'll probably be rather familiar with a few of these friend!
"Two by Two, we go from (oven)door-to-door...because God loves (gingerbread)Mormons and he wants some more." #godhasasweettooth
#InternationalCoffeeDay? TURN IT OFF.
What did Jesus do, When they sentence him to die? Did he try to run away? Did he just break down and cry? 👊 💪 #ManUp 💪 👊
👂 👀 WARNING 👀 👂 You may need a sense of humour to enjoy #TheBookOfMormon.
"Which will then...fire Joseph Smith torpedoes FROM its mouth of Christ and turn YOU into a LESBIAN!" Elder Cunningham has the very best threats. 💪 ✊
"BULL-POOP! That's bull-poop Elder and you know it." 😲 💩 There's your weekend swears out of the way.
"We are the sunrise on the Savannah, A monkey with a banana, A tribal woman who doesn't wear a bra." Yeah, we're freakin' AFRICA.
This #Disney Mormon blows our freakin' mind.
The creator of Knocked Up, Superbad and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Judd Apatow, loves us. Bloody famous flirt.
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You don't need a watch to tell the time. Just whack our cast recording on and live your life song-by-song. 💃 ⌚ 🎶
#TBT: Gavin Creel and Stephen Ashfield celebrating their Olivier Awards wins back in April! WHAT a wonderful hug that is 😄 💕
"I thought about us on a deserted island. We'd swim naked in the sea and then he'd try and..." #SteveBlade
#TBT: 17 years ago, on August 13th the very first episode of South Park was aired on US TV! 😂 #CartmanGetsAnAnalProbe 😂
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